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i just got called a fagtron and a few weeks ago i got called a lesbot

excuse me

when did homosexuals become advanced technological subhumans?

If the University of Florida doesn’t have a Gay Straight Alliance called The Gaytors then that’s just a perfect opportunity completely wasted

Inbox me your snapchats?

I snapchat the same 3 people 24/7

Need new friends

I literally know the CUTEST couples

And I’m so incredibly single

I’m a bad homosexual :(
My life
Hey guys! My mom says I should consider dying my hair after I cut it off and donate it. I’m cutting it shorter in April. The middle one is my natural hair color. My mom said light brown or red. It probably wouldn’t be all one color but probably light brown highlights into the middle picture or red streaks in the middle picture I mean what do you guys think? OPINIONS WOULD BE SUPER APPRECIATED!! Thank you in advance! :)
“I feel like if you had a dick, you’d get head a lot.” -@matt_epstein #superbowlsunday #49ers #selfie #BBQandliquor #perfection #superamerican 🏉
Sometimes you gotta feel cute in order to get shit done and that’s okay. #procrastination #fuck #you #CAS #mathIA #spanishproject #LOLno 😘
One of my best guy friends is doing ‘truth is …’ as his status and this one is mine. I love it hahaaa had to share #studdddd

This is this year’s NPR Snap Judgement first prize winner and he definitely deserved it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a speech done quite like this. I was so incredibly moving and beautifully written. 

Can you say ‘whipped’?
I hate my girl. She said she only texts me out of ‘convenience’ wtf who says that? Maybe it’s cause I’m drunk so I’m blowing this out proportion but she’s not getting any ever and she can’t stop laughing and she’s a cunt.
And the award for cutest couple goes to us. 😍
My, how the times have changed.

“Ethan and I were holding hands and standing close together to keep warm, we were laughing and joking about all the fun we’d had that night, when all of the sudden the guy in front of us turns around and tells us to cut our “gay shit” out.”