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remember that pokemon episode where ash was pregnant
Today my friend caught me sleeping in the bottom shelf of my philosophy teacher’s closet.

And posted a picture of it.
IB Math Analysis teacher: how many of you think it's positive?
Class: *3 people raise hands*
IB Math Analysis teacher: how many of you think it's negative?
Class: *2 kids raise hands*
IB Math Analysis teacher: How many of you don't think?
Class: *other 30 kids wake up and raise hands*
picture from when i went out last night .. 
 These are the shirts I designed for my school’s Literary Club. I’m very proud. What do you think?
So I’m sitting in my history class and my friend just made this.
Can you say ‘whipped’?
My school
Sometimes I like to get romantic with my girlfriend and threaten her.

If you’re not in love with Jennifer Lawrence, you’re wrong.

This shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did.
fimogenshipper:

BURN!!

YES. OH MY GOD YES. A MILLION TIMES YES. WHAT A BADASS. 
My dick is still bigger.
tyleroakley:

tyleroakley:

OH MY GOD.


OH MY GOD.

OHMYGOD BRB DYING
oznapitzari4:

I love adventure time


That’s what the uke said