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cant get over how cute this picture is
happy last open mic night, guys!
thanks for coming!
with literary love,
Kyria Flores
‘HELLO’ I know it’s not #womancrushwednesday but you know what? No fucks are being given because this is my soul mate #hannahhart and she’s going to be at #playlistlive in #orlando when I’ll be there and my plan is to charm her somehow, escape this hellhole, elope and become a raging #alcoholic YouTuber. #perfection #hartosexual #love 😍❤💋🍻
The Empire State Building lit up in blue and green in honor of #NEDAwareness week. Wow! What a sight! Also amazing to have seen that the E! Network was in orange yesterday for National Self-Harm Awareness Day. AND that Kindle showed support for the #lgbt community in their new commercial! All this #love and compassion in one week makes me so happy! 😊 This only goes to show that no matter how many shitty people there are in the world, there will ALWAYS be even more who care and understand. ❤
OMG YOU TWO ARE ALMOST AS GAY AS KRISTEN STEWART. PLEASE LOVE ME!!! #jk #butseriously #omg #perfection #oscars #annehathaway #jenniferlawrence #mybabies #love 💋👌

THIS, TUMBLR, IS MY OTP. THEM AND THE MALE VERSION OF THEM IN FIONA AND CAKE. 

(Source: thalizorah, via cats-with-superpowers)

LIFE UPDATE

Unlike 50% of America, I am incredibly excited for Valentine’s Day tomorrow! I baked my friend Michelle a giant deep dark chocolate cake in the shape of a heart (and I’m probably going to carve out little hearts and insert little marshmallow ones to give the impression the marshmallow is inside the cake) because we decided to be each others’ valentine.

Just for the shits and gigs, and because she asked me to, I’m making Susie this badass card. It’s one of those jumbo ones they sell but on the left side I’m covering it with tumblr vday cards and the right top will be a heartfelt message and the bottom will be pictures of me and her. The envelope will say Susan or Susie in green glitter and it’ll be huge.

And Mar has given me a birthday and Valentine’s Day gift every year so I decided I’d make him a tiny cake and I’m giving him a UF pez dispenser since I collect pez so I think they’re rad af and he said he wanted UF stuff hehee. 

Unfortunately tomorrow I have to wake up hella early because I want to straighten my hair and do my makeup like Marina (and the Diamonds). And I have to frost Mar and Michelle’s cakes. And print the cards and pictures for Susie’s jumbo card and write in the card too so I’ll basically go to sleep in 2 hours and wake up like at 1. FML but whatever because it’s a labor of love.

Idk why I care so much. But it’s probably because I’m about to get my period so it’s definitely hormones. Plus Michelle, Mar and Susie are 3 of my best friends and I’m not going to see them often next year since M&M are going to UF and Sus is going to UNF. :\ 

Can you say ‘whipped’?
I hate my girl. 

She said she only texts me out of ‘convenience’ wtf who says that? Maybe it’s cause I’m drunk so I’m blowing this out proportion but she’s not getting any ever and she can’t stop laughing and she’s a cunt.
Sometimes I like to get romantic with my girlfriend and threaten her.
And the award for cutest couple goes to us. 😍

If you’re not in love with Jennifer Lawrence, you’re wrong.

fimogenshipper:

BURN!!

YES. OH MY GOD YES. A MILLION TIMES YES. WHAT A BADASS. 

Ethan and I were holding hands and standing close together to keep warm, we were laughing and joking about all the fun we’d had that night, when all of the sudden the guy in front of us turns around and tells us to cut our “gay shit” out.”

Aaaaaaand the award for classiest notherfucker goes to Kyria Flores. 

Happy New Years, babies!!