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Can you say ‘whipped’?
And the award for cutest couple goes to us. 😍
It’s funny ‘cause I think I once read that “I’m fine” is the most often told lie. And here, I’m lying and she can’t even tell. How do you tell someone they broke your heart? Relationships shouldn’t be this complicated. Women are so complicated.

Straight girls are nothing but trouble.

Maybe if I down this entire bottle, it’ll get rid of my ridiculous head ache and heart break

I’m so so so so so fallen. She’s perfect. I can’t wait for us to go public and official. If we get there.

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omg can susie and i stop this undercover not really platonic friendship flirtationship thing we have and be official yet or what? 

This is what the girl I’m crazy about texted me in response to whether she thought people can fall in love with anyone. I think this means my chances just increased. Sweeeeeeeet!!

Do you know what it feels like to practically confess your feelings to the one you’re crazy about … And them not fucking understand?

We’re having relationship problems and we’re not even official. 

The problem is she doesn’t realize she wants me yet.

Not gonna lie, this is pretty neat.